Odd, Strange, Weird
by Iosua Tai Taeoalii
Things are odd, things are strange, things are
weird....
I have nowhere particular to start, so i’ll
start here,
It’s weird…..Jean claude van dam is a celebrity.
It dawned on me,
he’s a fraud and has gone and man-handled his
way into American history,
it’s not normal for a worm to form muscles under
it’s macho packaging,
And speaking of macho, It’s odd that Ralph
Maccio is no longer on the silver screen,
where’s he been,
maybe cobra kai has finally dismembered him.
Remember him,
in ’84, crane kicks galore,
left Johnny Lawr---
ence in a body bag,
and in ’86 he kicked major ass
on chosen, the asian antagonist,
I sure wish they made more movies like this.
And you know what else is strange,
and this may have changed,
Johnny Riche thinks Faruza Baulk’s is amazing
but what’s gotten into him,
she’s a lame duck, head fucked, doesn’t match
her frame,
why do I waste my precious time to complain.
Moving on, it’s weird to think that VH1
can chase the sons of long lost bands like
Berlin,
but our government
can’t find a hole in Afghanistan
or even track a man like Bin Laden.
It’s odd when our nation is so disturbed over
gay men’s preference,
and they reference gay marriage as if they’ll
disfigure it’s perfections,
when divorce is so high amongst heterosexuals.
It’s weird that Corporations
can patent an entire nations
water supply, exploiting third world conditions,
commissioning consumption of water,
including precipitations cascading from the
skies,
possibly implementing a fee for tears from their
eyes….
Why do we allow this?
‘They disavow this.
It’s odd the youth no longer admire the
president,
his decadent investments have altered their
requirements,
and instead of “When I grow up, I want to be the
president”
We’re inundated w/ uneducated children making
inadequate decisions,
desiring the life of a celebrity,
or even worse, a contender, forced by the levity
of Joe Rogan, to dismember a hissing Madagascar
cockroach
while a horse shoves a hoof down your throat,
(where’s the remote),
to basically show up in some B movie wrote
and directed by Skreech from saved by the bell,
well I think that sounds more convincing
than being in the position of fixing the debris
left behind George’s sea of quandaries……Whew!!!
“I need a cup of coffee”
It’s strange that Carson Daily’s batteries have
yet to die,
he’s outlasted the ener-----gizer bunny,
and it’s funny to believe
that there’s a community of creatures who
perceive
Daily as a sophisticated member of society,
when really he’s just a product fashioned by
MTV’s creative team and corporate chiefs.
It’s really weird the Untied States can activate
the power
to devour the arrangements of smaller nations,
saving face, while facing savings,
performing savior-like-behaviors
waiving democracy, as if they need the favor.
We’re like the neighborhood mom
deciding one by one
which kids can eat
and what religion they can seek,
what time they’re forced to sleep
and who they’re allowed to meet.
Isn’t it strange that people really care
for celebrity affairs
to be aired by every station
sharing their trials and tribulations
and attributing to the vile population
feeling elated over their related associations.
“The situation would surely change if they were
to find themselves in it.”
It’s odd to think the networks are just a blink
away
from broadcasting slaughter game----- shows,
Modern day Gladiators posed
to evaporate their opponents with extreme
chauvinism
on Fox Sports or ESPN,
the Schwarzenegger prophecy,
Running Man wasn’t too far off as you can
clearly see,
shows like Jack Ass are pushing the boundaries.
In mere weeks, we’ll be allowed to see
faces of death in H…D….TV.
It’s weird our blatant disdain for individuals
when we’re so entertained by their residual
misfortunes,
I call it the pedestal abortion,
when we place’em up there just to pop’em in the
grill,
like a modern-day king of bonkers hill……
some try to conquer, and others truly
will..........
Things are odd, things are strange, things are
weird.
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