Odd, Strange, Weird
by Iosua Tai Taeoalii

Things are odd, things are strange, things are weird....
I have nowhere particular to start, so i’ll start here,
It’s weird…..Jean claude van dam is a celebrity.
It dawned on me,
he’s a fraud and has gone and man-handled his way into American history,
it’s not normal for a worm to form muscles under it’s macho packaging,
And speaking of macho, It’s odd that Ralph Maccio is no longer on the silver screen, where’s he been,
maybe cobra kai has finally dismembered him.
Remember him,
in ’84, crane kicks galore,
left Johnny Lawr---
ence in a body bag,
and in ’86 he kicked major ass
on "Chosen", the asian antagonist,
I sure wish they made more movies like this.
And you know what else is strange,
and this may have changed,
My best friend thinks Faruza Baulk is amazing
but what’s gotten into him,
she’s a lame duck, head fucked, doesn’t match her frame,
why do I waste my precious time to complain.
Moving on, it’s weird to think that VH1
can chase the sons of long lost bands like Berlin,
but our government
can’t find a hole in Afghanistan
or even track a man like Bin Laden.
It’s odd when our nation is so disturbed over gay men’s preference,
and they reference gay marriage as if they’ll disfigure it’s perfections,
when divorce is so high amongst heterosexuals.
It’s weird that Corporations
can patent an entire nation's
water supply, exploiting third world conditions,
commissioning consumption of water,
including precipitations cascading from the skies,
possibly implementing a fee for tears from their eyes….
Why do we allow this?
‘They disavow this.
It’s odd the youth no longer admire the president,
his decadent investments have altered their requirements,
and instead of “When I grow up, I want to be the president”
We’re inundated w/ uneducated children making inadequate decisions,
desiring the life of a celebrity,
or even worse, a contender, forced by the levity
of Joe Rogan, to dismember a hissing Madagascar cockroach
while a horse shoves a hoof down your throat, (where’s the remote),
to basically show up in some B movie wrote
and directed by Skreech from saved by the bell,
well I think that sounds more convincing
than being in the position of fixing the debris
left behind George’s sea of quandaries……Whew!!! “I need a cup of coffee”
It’s strange that Carson Daily’s batteries have yet to die,
he’s outlasted the ener-----gizer bunny,
and it’s funny to believe
that there’s a community of creatures who perceive
Daily as a sophisticated member of society,
when really he’s just a product fashioned by MTV’s creative team and corporate chiefs.
It’s really weird the Untied States can activate the power
to devour the arrangements of smaller nations,
saving face, while facing savings,
performing savior-like-behaviors
waiving democracy, as if they need the favor.
We’re like the neighborhood mom
deciding one by one
which kids can eat
and what religion they can seek,
what time they’re forced to sleep
and who they’re allowed to meet.
Isn’t it strange that people really care
for celebrity affairs
to be aired by every station
sharing their trials and tribulations
and attributing to the vile population
feeling elated over their related associations. “The situation would surely change if they were to find themselves in it.”
It’s odd to think the networks are just a blink away
from broadcasting slaughter game----- shows,
Modern day Gladiators posed
to evaporate their opponents with extreme chauvinism
on Fox Sports or ESPN,
the Schwarzenegger prophecy,
Running Man wasn’t too far off as you can clearly see,
shows like Jack Ass are pushing the boundaries.
In mere weeks, we’ll be allowed to see
faces of death in H…D….TV.
It’s weird our blatant disdain for individuals
when we’re so entertained by their residual
misfortunes,
I call it the pedestal abortion,
when we place’em up there just to pop’em in the grill,
like a modern-day king of bonkers hill……
some try to conquer, and others truly will..........
Things are odd, things are strange, things are weird.